How do you grab market share in a down economy? Easy, “WOW” your customers. When times are tough, one of the first things people cut back on is eating out. You’re competing with the same number of restaurants for a shrinking number of diners. Your competitive advantage is in the service you provide. The “customer [...]
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A Good Time to Grab Market Share
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on January 11, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Col. Qaddafi Duck Dead at Age 69
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on October 21, 2011 | 3 Comments »
Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi entered the Libyan military academy in 1961, and graduated in 1966. Three short years later, he took over the government of Libya in a bloodless coup d’état. At the time Gaddafi ceased power he was only a lieutenant. As dictator he made himself a Col. Which begs the question, during his [...]
“I’m Mad as Hell And I’m Not Going to Take it Anymore.”
Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Can you name the 1976 film that this phrase comes from? That’s right, it’s Network. Last night I watched the movie again and today went to YouTube and sure enough, you can watch the best scenes on line. I’m certainly not in the top one percent of the wage earners, so that makes me a [...]
Looks Like I Can Predict the Future
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, futurist, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, post office, postage stamps, speaker on September 28, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The United States Postal Service announced Monday September 26 that it would for the first time be putting people who are still alive on postage stamps. Had they listened to me in 2005 the USPS may not have been in such bad shape today. Here’s a clip from my 2005 keynote in Washington DC. It’s [...]
Tchaikovsky, Really?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged comedy, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, Humorous Motivational Speaker on July 6, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Nothing says, “Happy Birthday America,” more than Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The 1812 Overture is the perennial favorite to close a fireworks displays world wide. But for a 4th of July celebration? Couldn’t they find something by George M. Cohan? I really think they should have ended on the Stars and Stripes which had a finale [...]
The UNconference II
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged comedy, conference summary, customized, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, Humorous Motivational Speaker, NSA, Unconference on May 30, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I realize now I forgot to post my second video with my impressions of the NSA UNconfernce in Atlanta, GA. I also would be remiss if I did not mention the two women who’s brain-child this was. Although many people are involved with putting on an event like this, Gina Schreck and Neen James are [...]
NSA UNconference, the Video
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged comedy, conference summary, customized, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, Humorous Motivational Speaker, NSA, Unconference on March 8, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s my latest blog post as seen on YouTube. Updated by Vinny Verelli Funny Keynotes and Hilarious Conference Summaries.
The UNconference
Posted in Uncategorized on March 2, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Last weekend I attended the NSA UnConference in Atlanta GA. An UnCoference is exactly like a regular conference only different. It’s like other conferences in as much as people pay money learn stuff, stay in a hotel for 3 days and hope the chicken isn’t too tough. Everything at this UNconference was unconventional and everything [...]
Don’t Judge Me on My Ability to Multitask
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on January 11, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I Don’t want to be judged, on my ability to multitask. Yes, I can walk and chew gum, just don’t ask me to walk in step and chew gum. I like to think that I can do more than one thing at a time, but the truth is I can’t. And is multitasking a good [...]
