How do you grab market share in a down economy? Easy, “WOW” your customers. When times are tough, one of the first things people cut back on is eating out. You’re competing with the same number of restaurants for a shrinking number of diners. Your competitive advantage is in the service you provide. The “customer [...]
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A Good Time to Grab Market Share
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on January 11, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Col. Qaddafi Duck Dead at Age 69
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on October 21, 2011 | 3 Comments »
Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi entered the Libyan military academy in 1961, and graduated in 1966. Three short years later, he took over the government of Libya in a bloodless coup d’état. At the time Gaddafi ceased power he was only a lieutenant. As dictator he made himself a Col. Which begs the question, during his [...]
Looks Like I Can Predict the Future
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, futurist, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, post office, postage stamps, speaker on September 28, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The United States Postal Service announced Monday September 26 that it would for the first time be putting people who are still alive on postage stamps. Had they listened to me in 2005 the USPS may not have been in such bad shape today. Here’s a clip from my 2005 keynote in Washington DC. It’s [...]
Don’t Judge Me on My Ability to Multitask
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on January 11, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I Don’t want to be judged, on my ability to multitask. Yes, I can walk and chew gum, just don’t ask me to walk in step and chew gum. I like to think that I can do more than one thing at a time, but the truth is I can’t. And is multitasking a good [...]
In Your Facebook
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on September 2, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Funny motivational speaker, Vinny Verelli is starting the anti-social networking movement. This clip was recorded at the 2010 NSA Georgia year end gala on August 20. The full text is in the previous post. Humorous Motivational Speaker
In Your Facebook
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged conference host, emcee, funny, funny keynote speaker, Funny Motivational Speaker, funny speaker, humor, humorous, Humorous Motivational Speaker, speaker on August 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »
A Google search for “social networking” will get you 35,600,000 results. Everybody is hooked on social networking and social media! Everybody is wired. Big deal. In my youth, I was wired all the time. But, now it seems it’s a good thing. Growing up, I was always told to be sociable, and by sociable, my [...]
